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Cost? If you have to ask, the doorman is already waving you away. While a residency by a Grammy-winning producer is standard, Xtravagance redefines entertainment. Last Saturday’s "Big Bubbling Gala" featured a live orca projection mapping onto a water wall, a tightrope walker crossing the length of the 200-foot bar on a wire made of fiber-optic cables, and a "silent auction" where the bids weren't money—but favors.

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Your only hope is to live a life of such spectacular, unapologetic opulence that you receive a —a wax-sealed vial containing a single drop of 1982 Salon Blanc de Blancs and a QR code that self-destructs after ten seconds. Last Saturday’s "Big Bubbling Gala" featured a live

But inside the velvet ropes, nobody cares. The club is currently in talks to launch a floating version—a cruise ship that is actually just one giant dance floor that circles the international waters of the Mediterranean. It will be called The Effervescence . Your only hope is to live a life

It is not a phase. It is a fortress of fun. And as the sun rises over the city, the last few patrons stumble out onto the sidewalk, their designer clothes singed by pyrotechnics, their hair full of bio-degradable glitter, their ears ringing with a bass line that won’t quit. They look at their phones. 6:00 AM. The club is closing.