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Dec. 18, 2016. All 273 Dialogues below are error‐free. NOTE: The number following each title below (which is the same number that follows the corresponding dialogue) is the Flesch‐Kincaid Grade Level. See Flesch‐Kincaid or FREE Readability Formulas, or Readability‐Grader, or Readability‐Score. These grade levels are not "true" grade levels, because the dialogues are not in "true" paragraph form (because of the A: and B: format). However, the grade levels are true in the sense that they are truly relative to one another.


What Wedgie Punishment Do I Deserve Quiz Top -

You earned a warning. One quick snap and you're free. Your Top Punishment: The Snapper.

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Wedgies are a timeless, albeit painful, staple of schoolyard justice, fraternity hazing, and locker room lore. But not all wedgies are created equal. From the classic "snap" to the devastating "Hanging Wedgie," the severity of the wedgie should theoretically match the severity of the crime. what wedgie punishment do i deserve quiz top

You are a repeat offender. Your underwear will be repurposed as a shirt. You will waddle home. Your Top Punishment: The Full Torso Wrap.

If you score into the "Top Tier" (The Hanging Wedgie), it means the quiz has determined that you are a menace to society who needs to be set as an example. Answer honestly. The wedgie gods are watching. You earned a warning

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You deserve a medal, not a wedgie. Go back to your day. Result: You are too pure for this quiz. Congratulations

You need to be embarrassed. Enjoy smelling your own underwear for the next 15 minutes. Your Top Punishment: The Over-the-Head.



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