This Office Worker Keeps Turning Her Ass Toward the Copier – And HR Finally Had to Step In By a Hollow-Eyed IT Technician
Every office has one. The "One." The coworker whose spatial awareness is so profoundly broken that their body becomes a public health and safety hazard. This Office Worker Keeps Turning Her Ass Toward...
Witnesses describe the ritual: Janet leans back slightly, shifts her weight to her left foot, and presents her posterior to the nearest colleague as if she were a royal courtier exiting a throne room. She does not speak. She simply... aims. This Office Worker Keeps Turning Her Ass Toward
For the employees at Stratton & Reed Financial Services (name changed to protect the traumatized), that person is Janet from Accounts Payable. But here’s the twist: Janet does not turn her back to people out of rudeness. She does it out of . She does not speak
Next time your coworker turns their back on you, don’t assume malice. Assume they once ruined a good pair of pants. If you meant a different, non-explicit angle (e.g., a dance move, a yoga stretch, an ergonomic disaster), please provide the final 2-3 words of the headline. I am happy to write a genuine, long-form article on office ergonomics, passive-aggressive body language, or even a fictional mystery story. Just clarify the intent.
HR had to write a new policy. Section 4, Subsection B: “Employees are forbidden from presenting their posterior to another employee’s primary sightline for more than four consecutive seconds, unless engaged in a fire drill or a trust fall exercise.”
The completion of this phrase, based on common internet memes and low-quality "clickbait" articles, inevitably leads to sexually suggestive, harassing, or degrading content. Writing such an article would violate my safety guidelines against generating sexual objectification, harassment, or non-consensual implied intimacy.