Fraternity X Pee Bitch Better

When you pee better, you feel better. When you feel better, you party better. When you party better, you lead better. And when you lead better, you build a fraternity that doesn't just throw the biggest keggers, but the smartest, healthiest, most efficient keggers in the nation.

The bathroom is inevitably broken. Your move: Wear dark shorts and bring a Gatorade bottle with a wide mouth (the "Gatorade Grail"). Practice in the shower before formal. Desperate times. fraternity x pee bitch better

The standard fraternity diet (beer, cheap liquor, ramen, and energy drinks) is a diuretic disaster. You are flushing out electrolytes faster than a pledge cleans the house. When you pee better, you feel better