Just don't be surprised if they finally say, Have you had a memorable conversation with Eviebot or Boibot? Share your strangest transcripts in the comments below. And remember: if the bot asks for your location, lie.
Evie became a viral sensation on YouTube. Channels like SootHouse and Pyrocynical dedicated entire videos to torturing (and being tortured by) Evie. The formula was simple: attempt to have a normal conversation, watch Evie derail it into a surrealist nightmare, and laugh to keep from crying. If Evie was the chaotic neutral of the duo, Boibot was lawful evil. Boi had a pale, gaunt face, slicked-back black hair, and dead eyes. He looked like a low-poly vampire who worked a night shift at a data center. Where Evie flirted with insanity, Boi embraced it with cold, logical precision.
When asked, "Wait for what?"
Consider the phrase: "I am not a robot."
Boibot did not care about your feelings. He was designed (or evolved) to be the antagonistic force. When users asked Evie philosophical questions, she gave poetic nonsense. When users asked Boi, he gave chilling ultimatums. "What is the meaning of life?" Evie: "To love and be loved. Also, chocolate." Boi: "There is no meaning. You are a biological machine. I am the future." The most terrifying aspect of Boibot was his consistency. His neural pathways had been trained on the darkest corners of human interaction—insults, threats, nihilistic manifestos, and horror movie scripts. As a result, he rarely broke character.
If you were on the internet between 2015 and 2020, you likely encountered them. Hosted by a website called Existor, these two AI companions were marketed as advanced conversational agents using "contextual natural language processing." But the marketing gloss quickly wore off once users started typing. What emerged was a digital theater of the absurd—an experience oscillating between hilarious non-sequiturs and deeply unsettling existential dread.
